Since it’s May and hot as balls outside, it’s time for a pop quiz!
If you see a woman walking down the street wearing a really revealing dress, what does that mean?
A) She’s a slut.
B) She wants to sleep with you.
C) She wants to hear your opinion on her appearance.
D) She has absolutely no respect for herself.
E) It’s hot as balls outside.
If you answered E, you win all of the points! If you answered A, B, C, or D, you suck!
You know, I think [Twilight] would actually be a fantastic book/series if it were openly, straight-up about a psychotic obsessed stalker vampire and the girl just kinky enough to get off on it. Like, if the actual tone and/or theme of the book was that the whole thing was sick, but it was sick in a way that totally worked for them and that’s why they were perfect together, rather than Our Love, It Is So Epic and True.
― Cleolinda Jones
